October 20, 2004 - 4:05 PM

Am I Going to Get Fired for This?

It seems that the producers here were just fucking with me about breaking the confidentiality contract by using the name of the show on my diary. Allegedly, one of the exec producers, Matt S, was the one who stumbled upon my first mentions of this new job, and he and the other exec producer, Dave J, decided to have a contest to see who could tally more mentions in the diary by committing odd shenanigans around the office. But the Line Producer, Mike M, opted to quash their fun in the bud by very gravely informing me of my trespasses, which of course put the fear of unemployment into my bones.

Word spread around the office, to the point where the person what hired me talked to her friend, the person what recommended me for the job, and she talked to my cousin Tony, through whom we met, and he told me about how worried that entire chain of people was that I came THEEEES close to being fired. But the producers had been teasing me about it, and they finally spilled the beans a week ago. I'm not entirely sure if they were still fucking with me, because they can be tough bastards to crack as far as knowing when they're joking and when they're joking-but-not-really. Anyways, I thought that I'd test it out right now:

Drawn Together starts airing next Wednesday, the 27th of October, at 10:30 PM after South Park on Comedy Central (check your local listings for exact channel number). Drawn Together is the name of the show for which I am a Production Assistant. Drawn Together is an animated "reality" series that forces 8 cartoon archetypes to live together in a house. Drawn Together Drawn Together Drawn Together, Drawn Together? Drawn. Together Drawn Together.

If you're not offended by offensive material, you should watch. Even if you are offended, you should watch. Because it's funny. And offensive.

Google that, you bastards. C'mon. I can take it. To quote Pat Benetar, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot."

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